1. Grab a party bus (thanks Noel)

2. Throw in 350lbs of good looks and divide into two perfect 175lbs beings

3. Sculpt each being into molds resembling both Brad Pitt and Dave Mathews.

4. Add the genius of a nuclear physicist and the finesse of a thousand Roman soldiers.

5. Turn up the music and watch them throw down wicked moves on the dance floor.

6. Take them to Sensi Kamakazi in the grazing hills of Japan

7. After they have achieved the zen of the dahlia-lama and perfected the art of Kung-fu, fly them back to America and drop them over Phoenix.

8. They will sky dive perfectly into the comfort of your living room and kick your tail at Guitar Hero.

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